- Me: Do you remember what Stephanie [last name] looks like?
- Her: ...no. Why?
- Me: I had two students named Stephanie, and I can't remember which Stephanie I'm documenting.
- Her: What did each one look like?
- Me: They both had hair [does hand motion to indicate long hair], and were average height, and looked like everyone everywhere. Does that ring a bell?
- Her: No.
- Me: We need to start keeping head shots in these folders.
- Her: That's a great idea. You take the pictures. That's not creepy at all.
- Me: Uhm, I was just thinking we should steal the pictures from their facebook accounts. Don't be weird.
- Her: You can do that?
- Me: Do you mean am I able to, or am I legally allowed to?
- Her: Both.
- Me: Let me ask my lawyer. [does little talking fist] Can I do that?
- Fist Lawyer: Go for it, fella!
- Me: Looks like I'm all clear.
- Her: ...good luck.
- Me: You don't need luck when you have a good lawyer on hand.
- Her: ...
- Me: Bye.
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luckyshirt: Words with Daughters
176Me: What kind of sandwich do you want in your lunch?
Her: PB & J, please.
Me: You got it.
Her: Do you have jelly?
Me: No, I’m just going to pour juice on your peanut butter sandwich.
Her: Daddy.
Me: What? Your friends will be so jealous. It’ll be a peanut butter and jealous sandwich.
Her:…
Sandwich time!
Chicken breast sandwich meat, tomato, avocado, sprouts and s&p on pumpernickel bread sided with grapes. :)
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(Source: rbrahski)
Onions. Onions everywhere.
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Anniversary wine boxes.
They actually have different designs and they’re pretty cute :)
On Wineforawedding.com
I love this idea! It gives you something to look forward to.
